My Computer

The reason you haven't heard from me lately is because my computer ate my blog. My computer is very sensitive, and I think it was upset with the failed economy, and also the threat that Sarah Palin might be only a heartbeat (the heartbeat belongs to John McCain) away from being our next President, without her having 1: taken any classes in presidency, and 2: having been mean to the Russians.
New York is kind of irritable these days. For one thing, the annual United Nations assembly assembled, and for the past week and a half there was so much traffic nobody could get across town, and besides that, the United Nations welcomed a foreign leader whose name nobody could pronounce, and that guy got up and explained that he wanted to kill everybody in Israel, and then we lost all our money.
"Broad Public Anger is Cited," said the New York Times, and indeed, we the public were angry, and wondering if we would have to go on the dole or if, in fact, there wasn't enough money to have a dole.
The New York Times also told us that leadership had broken down, and as if that weren't bad enough, the Mets collapsed after producing "only five runs in a key three-game series."
I'm going to stop now, because this is all too sad.